1 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:03,571 Table for two. 2 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:05,773 And don't worry, he just went. 3 00:00:05,806 --> 00:00:09,043 So did the guy at booth three. 4 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:13,281 Max, that cop has a drug-sniffing dog. 5 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:16,750 So, it was nice knowing you. 6 00:00:18,619 --> 00:00:20,388 What's that, now? 7 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,790 -You're moving out? -Max, put that away! 8 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:27,428 It smells like Willie Nelson's bandana drawer in here. 9 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:30,831 Max, have you seen the olicepay ogday? 10 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:33,101 Uh, that pot was too strong. 11 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,336 There's a chipmunk talking to me. 12 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:36,804 Heavens, that's a drug-sniffing dog! 13 00:00:36,837 --> 00:00:40,508 Earl will spend the rest of his life behind bars. 14 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:43,711 So, like, two weeks? 15 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:46,380 Earl, heads up. Narc dog at 1:00. 16 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,149 Or it might be 6:00. 17 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:51,152 But it's definitely 420. 18 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:53,254 So, she can bring that dog in here, 19 00:00:53,287 --> 00:00:57,558 but I can't bring my emotional support hooker. 20 00:00:57,591 --> 00:01:00,394 I can't watch a dog tear Earl to pieces. 21 00:01:00,428 --> 00:01:03,164 Hey there, fella. Sit. 22 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:04,765 All right, now give me that paw. 23 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,735 Now here's what I got for you. There you go. 24 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:13,374 I have a way with dogs. 25 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:15,476 Well, my marijuana biscuits do. 26 00:01:15,509 --> 00:01:17,745 That's why I call them Hush Puppies. 27 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,613 Hey, Han, if it's cool, me and the dog 28 00:01:19,647 --> 00:01:22,716 are gonna go see the new Star Wars movie. 29 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:25,386 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 30 00:01:26,654 --> 00:01:30,158 Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh 31 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:40,201 Max, guess what Bobby and I are doing tomorrow night? 32 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,170 Where have I been dying to go? 33 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,838 Besides a doctor's office that's not in a Chipotle. 34 00:01:44,872 --> 00:01:48,809 Sorry, Dr. Pizza Hut has a waiting list. 35 00:01:50,811 --> 00:01:52,546 Hey, everybody! 36 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:59,553 Oh, I'm worried that Barbara's not smart. 37 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:01,789 Yeah, she doesn't even return my e-mails. 38 00:02:01,822 --> 00:02:04,858 I think she has Oleg's DNA. 39 00:02:04,892 --> 00:02:07,761 So do most of the chairs in here. 40 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,698 That's why I bring my chair from home every day. 41 00:02:10,731 --> 00:02:12,433 I mean, it's awkward on the subway, 42 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:15,903 but I don't wanna sit on those seats either. 43 00:02:15,936 --> 00:02:18,306 Sophie, don't blame me. My family's very smart. 44 00:02:18,339 --> 00:02:20,274 We won Family Feud in Ukraine, 45 00:02:20,308 --> 00:02:23,811 and it takes intelligence to kill another family. 46 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:25,313 Who are we kidding? 47 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:28,916 You're a gorgeous moron. 48 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,352 But what are we gonna do with a dumb baby? 49 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:33,287 Maybe we should ask Han. 50 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,656 He's a dumb baby. 51 00:02:35,689 --> 00:02:37,858 Hey, don't call Han a dumb baby. 52 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,527 He managed to pull that stupid vest 53 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,696 over his giant potato head all by himself. 54 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:46,834 Nope. I had to help him. 55 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:49,237 Starting to think the Splenda packet I came out for 56 00:02:49,270 --> 00:02:51,939 wasn't worth it. 57 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:56,410 -Hey, gorgeous. -Hello, yourself, beautiful. 58 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:58,946 Bobby, great news--guess what we're doing tomorrow night? 59 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,215 Tomorrow night? I can't. 60 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:03,451 I have a hobby that I haven't told you about 61 00:03:03,484 --> 00:03:06,254 because I don't think it's something you'll like. 62 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:10,758 Oh, so is your hobby getting to the point of a story quickly? 63 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,426 It's definitely not acknowledging 64 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:15,529 my new Caesar salad recipe. 65 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:16,497 Still waiting. 66 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:18,666 Still nauseous. 67 00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:22,503 Well, I bet you Bobby's into doing dead people. 68 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:25,606 Yeah, he just has that look. 69 00:03:25,639 --> 00:03:27,375 Bobby, for the love of God, just tell me. 70 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,843 Whatever hobby you have, it can't be worse than that. 71 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:32,813 Fine, Caroline, I'm just gonna come out and say it. 72 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,383 I like to bowl. 73 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:36,350 And you're sure you don't wanna 74 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:38,252 go with the dead people thing? 75 00:03:38,286 --> 00:03:39,387 But bowling's just a hobby, right? 76 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:40,654 Something you only do-- 77 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:42,356 Every Tuesday night. 78 00:03:42,390 --> 00:03:44,725 I'm on a team. I have a locker at the alley. 79 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,395 And that tattoo I told you was the moon, 80 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,962 it's a bowling ball. 81 00:03:48,996 --> 00:03:50,531 Why didn't you tell me? 82 00:03:50,564 --> 00:03:53,267 We don't talk about me a lot. 83 00:03:53,301 --> 00:03:54,768 I thought it would be more important 84 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:57,271 to tell you about my nut allergy when I had the floor. 85 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,473 You have a nut allergy? 86 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:02,843 Bowler? Nice! 87 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:04,712 I was on a bowling team in juvie. 88 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,747 We were called The Girls Who Escaped 89 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:09,317 when the Guards Took Us to the Bowling Alley. 90 00:04:09,350 --> 00:04:10,684 That'd be hard to put on a shirt. 91 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:13,521 Oh, we didn't wear shirts. 92 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,856 Caroline, I knew bowling wouldn't be your thing. 93 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:19,026 You don't pronounce any of the Ns in Au Bon Pain. 94 00:04:19,059 --> 00:04:21,729 That's because it's Au Bon Pain. 95 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,964 We can have separate things. 96 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:26,434 Bobby, you know what? Part of being in a relationship 97 00:04:26,467 --> 00:04:29,437 is being open to trying new things. 98 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:33,641 And since I'm not ready to try being on top yet, 99 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,643 I'm gonna come watch you bowl tomorrow. 100 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,545 Really? Okay, great. 101 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:38,979 Hey, Max, you wanna come too? 102 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,981 Got some cute guys on my bowling team. 103 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,816 Well, just some guys that aren't that fat. 104 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:44,418 It's a bowling team. 105 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:47,755 Beer-based recreation? Men with curves? 106 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,858 Are we going to a bowling alley or heaven? 107 00:04:53,661 --> 00:04:56,664 Max, I'm ready to go bowling. 108 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,067 You look like you're ready for a greaser 109 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,736 to feel you up at Make Out Point. 110 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:04,672 I've waited long enough to have a boyfriend. 111 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,407 I can learn to like anything. 112 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:07,875 I mean, it's not like it's bowling. 113 00:05:07,908 --> 00:05:10,611 Oh, my God, it's bowling! 114 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:12,613 Well, I loved it. 115 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:15,749 But I hung up my back brace after I bowled a 300. 116 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:18,619 I wanted to go out on top, like Rob Schneider. 117 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:23,624 And from what I hear, apparently not you. 118 00:05:25,493 --> 00:05:27,461 Hi, girls. 119 00:05:27,495 --> 00:05:30,664 Yeah, Barbara's even dumber than I thought. 120 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:33,467 Yeah, she had a play date with the baby next door. 121 00:05:33,501 --> 00:05:36,404 And he can read. 122 00:05:36,437 --> 00:05:37,538 Jimmy? 123 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,940 He's 37. 124 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:42,042 He's a little person. 125 00:05:42,075 --> 00:05:44,612 And a tax attorney. 126 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:49,450 Well, I did think it was odd that he lived alone. 127 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,118 We're taking Barbara bowling. 128 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:53,120 Between the flashing lights and the fist fights, 129 00:05:53,153 --> 00:05:55,122 nothing's more stimulating for a baby's brain 130 00:05:55,155 --> 00:05:57,090 than a bowling alley. 131 00:05:57,124 --> 00:05:58,826 How about a book? 132 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,794 On bowling? 133 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:08,536 So, this is a bowling alley. 134 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:10,003 This actually isn't so bad. 135 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:12,005 What was that? 136 00:06:12,039 --> 00:06:15,042 The sound of people going nowhere. 137 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,744 Hey! 138 00:06:16,777 --> 00:06:19,747 If you're here for the sock hop, it was 40 years ago. 139 00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:21,449 I'm kidding, I'm kidding. You look sexy. 140 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:23,617 Thank you. I'm here to support you 141 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,085 because this is what you love. 142 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,587 And what you love, I love. 143 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:28,956 That seriously has to stop. 144 00:06:28,989 --> 00:06:31,058 Hey, this is Frank. He's the star of our team. 145 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,460 Tell 'em about yourself, Frank. 146 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,695 Well, I'm the star of our team. 147 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:35,996 I also enjoy dinner. 148 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:38,899 Yes! Cute and dumb. 149 00:06:38,932 --> 00:06:40,634 Where have you been all my life? 150 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,637 Well, I was in high school for ten years. 151 00:06:43,671 --> 00:06:44,972 All right, let's bowl. 152 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:47,040 Whoo! 153 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:50,544 We're going towards the sound? 154 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:57,851 Wow. A curtain on the sex booth? 155 00:06:57,885 --> 00:07:00,454 Classy place. They had the same thing 156 00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:02,756 on the sex booth where we voted. 157 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,725 You mean tried to vote. 158 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:06,827 I mean, I barely started pulling your lever 159 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:09,162 before they kicked us out. 160 00:07:09,196 --> 00:07:11,699 Barbara, Barbara, what do you think? 161 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:14,602 You feel smarter yet? 162 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,604 You know what? This baby's harder to read 163 00:07:16,637 --> 00:07:21,141 than Chelsea Handler's memoir. 164 00:07:21,174 --> 00:07:24,945 Oh, look, Oleg. She likes the claw machine. 165 00:07:24,978 --> 00:07:27,047 This is the first thing she's been interested in 166 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,484 since she saw that lady fall down the stairs in our building. 167 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,820 That was hilarious. 168 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:36,524 She was carrying a casserole bowl. 169 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,191 You know, I am gonna win her a stuffed animal 170 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:40,728 and show her we may not be geniuses, 171 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:44,732 but damn it, we can operate tiny cranes. 172 00:07:44,765 --> 00:07:47,067 Now what's this knobby thing do? 173 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,705 So this is the rest of our team. Bernie, Lynette, 174 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:53,641 there's Frank again, who's currently trying 175 00:07:53,674 --> 00:07:56,710 to drink a Sprite through a wrapped straw. 176 00:07:56,744 --> 00:07:59,980 So cute how he doesn't know stuff. 177 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:02,049 And these are the bowling wives. No offense, Wayne. 178 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:04,518 Oh, none taken. I'm a pair of sensible earrings 179 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,754 away from being my mother. 180 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:09,657 So this is the practice for the title game tomorrow night. 181 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,893 We win that, we get to go to the championships in Detroit. 182 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:15,829 We win that, we get to leave Detroit. 183 00:08:15,863 --> 00:08:18,265 Oh, cool, I still have to pick up my last check from Chrysler. 184 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,634 He was my pimp. 185 00:08:20,668 --> 00:08:22,736 Uh, do the bowling wives have to go to that-- 186 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:24,204 get to come to that? 187 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:25,839 Sure, that'd be great. 188 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:29,109 This could be our thing. You could be my bowling wife. 189 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:30,844 Before I say yes, is there any way 190 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:33,080 the bar here serves white wine? 191 00:08:35,282 --> 00:08:38,118 Well, this is what couples do for each other, right? 192 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,953 I'm sure your spouses support you 193 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,022 in whatever's important to you. 194 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,225 Bernie missed my swearing in as a Federal judge last week. 195 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:48,596 But he bowled a 180, so it was worth it. 196 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:51,899 Today's my birthday. I'm one year cancer free. 197 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:55,769 Lynette didn't even know I was sick. 198 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,071 Let's go, Frank. Shake it for mama! 199 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:04,745 Those ten years in high school did nothing for him. 200 00:09:13,687 --> 00:09:15,188 I'm up. Good luck two-step. 201 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:18,058 Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm 202 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:22,062 Let's go, Bobby! Do a good jobby! 203 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:26,333 If Frank does a good jobby, I might just give him one. 204 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:29,903 B-O-B-B-Y, I could be his alibi. 205 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,172 'Cause he's bowling. He's bowling. 206 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,812 Hey, hey. You wanna cut that out? 207 00:09:38,846 --> 00:09:40,981 We want them to lose. If they win tomorrow, 208 00:09:41,014 --> 00:09:42,916 the season goes on for two more months. 209 00:09:42,950 --> 00:09:45,786 Haven't we already been here two months? 210 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,255 The foot spray plays games with your mind. 211 00:09:51,959 --> 00:09:54,261 Max, can you come sniff me? 212 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,697 I was hoping the sewer smell from our shower 213 00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,066 would cover the stink from the bowling alley, 214 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,269 but I think they just joined forces. 215 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,872 If you keep smelling like sewers and bowling alleys, 216 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,907 we're gonna have to have sex. 217 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,876 Well, unfortunately for you, 218 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:11,044 I won't be smelling like a bowling alley anymore 219 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,946 because I'm gonna tell Bobby that bowling 220 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:14,281 should be his thing. 221 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:17,017 And waiting for him cutely at home will be mine. 222 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:19,853 Wow. Onto something interesting, 223 00:10:19,887 --> 00:10:21,722 Frank came over last night. 224 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:23,691 You guys had sex? 225 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:26,093 I didn't hear you ring your sex bell. 226 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:28,696 Well, we tried to, but he just seemed confused 227 00:10:28,729 --> 00:10:30,698 so I let him go to sleep. 228 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,833 But I did put those hands to work. 229 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,836 I didn't hear your hand stuff buzzer. 230 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,304 I had him work on my laces. 231 00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,207 You didn't hear my laces kazoo? 232 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,209 Hey, Max? 233 00:10:42,242 --> 00:10:44,945 I got all the knots out of your shoes. 234 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:47,781 If I can teach him how to have sex and how to climb onto a bed, 235 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,017 I'm locking this down. 236 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,452 Hey, thought I'd surprise you, bring you some coffee. 237 00:10:52,485 --> 00:10:54,287 -Oh. -Bobby, what are you doing here? 238 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,824 This isn't the bowling alley. 239 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,959 Well, I'm glad I found him. His mom was looking for him. 240 00:10:58,992 --> 00:11:00,928 Come on, Frank, let's go. We gotta get ready for the game. 241 00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:02,996 Bye. I'll see you later at the alley. 242 00:11:03,030 --> 00:11:04,431 No--okay. 243 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,869 So, can I call you? 244 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:11,872 Ow! 245 00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,708 Please tell me that wasn't his bowling hand. 246 00:11:14,742 --> 00:11:16,109 Caroline, what did you do to Frank? 247 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:17,210 He's our best player. 248 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:19,479 It was totally an accident. 249 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,481 I support your hobby. I was looking forward 250 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:24,017 to coming tonight and not waiting here, cutely. 251 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:25,853 I'm fine. 252 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,388 Is my pinky supposed to be my longest finger? 253 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,423 What are we gonna do? 254 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,426 Well, like I told the producers of Deadliest Catch, 255 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:37,130 looks like Captain Max is coming out of retirement. 256 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:40,433 Good thing I still have my bowling glove. 257 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,236 Max, that's an oven mitt. 258 00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:45,205 That's how good I am. 259 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,946 No pressure, but if you blow this, 260 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:54,882 I may never get married. 261 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:58,852 Oh, please, I once had to bowl to get out of North Korea. 262 00:11:59,953 --> 00:12:01,922 Max Black, Max Black! 263 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:04,324 She bowled to get her freedom back. 264 00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,995 That is a very specific cheer. 265 00:12:15,368 --> 00:12:16,837 Shabooya! 266 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,471 You like that, suckers? 267 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:23,043 Bowling is not just for guys with their third DUI anymore. 268 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,012 Max, that was amazing. 269 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:28,081 The strike, I mean--what you're doing now is very off-putting. 270 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,350 Well, it makes more sense if you imagine she's riding 271 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,986 a very small unicorn named Tito. 272 00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,824 -Oh, yeah, yeah. -Yeah. 273 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,929 Look at this poor sucker. 274 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:45,532 I wasted $400 in quarters yesterday on this thing. 275 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,534 Good luck, kid. 276 00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,372 Oh. He won. 277 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,843 Well, between Earl's claw-like hand 278 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:59,512 and the fact that Han was born in one of these machines, 279 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,582 we've got a dream team here. 280 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,419 Now this is our Ocean's 1 1/2. 281 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:09,823 Now, you promised, if I win Barbara the stuffed animal, 282 00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:12,425 you'll come to my live action Clue party. 283 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,427 I'll be playing Professor Plum. 284 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:19,199 Reimagined as an English dandy with a nose for trouble. 285 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:23,070 Great, and I'll play the butler who doesn't show up. 286 00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,537 I mean, we're not going, right? 287 00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:26,573 both: No! 288 00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,575 You know I can hear you? 289 00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,543 Well, then you know we're not going. 290 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,281 Max, Max, she's got spunk! 291 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,217 And she's only slightly drunk. 292 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:40,187 I haven't been slightly drunk in five beers. 293 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,261 I think we got this. 294 00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:50,063 Thanks for horribly maiming Frank. 295 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:52,299 Two more pins and we're going to Detroit. 296 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,303 Waiting for my ball to drop. 297 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,138 Story of my life. 298 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,407 This guy knows what I'm talking about. 299 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,442 No, I don't. 300 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,144 Lemme get the ball for you, Max. 301 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,313 Look, like I said to you at that all-you-can-eat 302 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,449 Indian buffet, unless you wanna get bit, get out of the way. 303 00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:12,485 And like I said to you at the Indian buffet, 304 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,454 I just want to be part of this. 305 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,926 Damn it, my fingies! 306 00:14:18,959 --> 00:14:20,560 Max, I'm sorry! 307 00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:23,363 Caroline, what did you do? 308 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:24,898 You're doing more damage to the team 309 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:25,999 than when we tried to get separate checks 310 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,135 at Macaroni Grill. 311 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:31,438 Hey, if I don't drink, I don't pay. 312 00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:35,408 Eh, this was my pickle-snatching hand. 313 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:37,344 Like I said at the Indian buffet, 314 00:14:37,377 --> 00:14:40,247 I think we might need an ambulance. 315 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:51,691 Wow, that was the craziest woman's room ever. 316 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:56,496 It was filled with urinals and men. 317 00:14:56,529 --> 00:14:59,432 Wait a minute. 318 00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,534 Hey, did you get the stuffed animal for Barbara yet? 319 00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:04,537 No, but something more impressive happened. 320 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,374 And we're still not sure how. 321 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:21,388 Like I said when I was watching the OA, 322 00:15:21,421 --> 00:15:25,325 what the hell am I looking at? 323 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:29,062 On the bright side, maybe she's not as dumb as you thought. 324 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:34,334 That claw machine is harder to get into than my neighbor Irene. 325 00:15:34,367 --> 00:15:36,136 We looked away for two seconds. 326 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,405 Some 12-year-olds were making fun of Han, 327 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,107 so we piled on. 328 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:43,643 We gotta get her out of there. 329 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,746 All right. I'll keep her entertained 330 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,716 and you guys sneak up behind her with the claw. 331 00:15:52,052 --> 00:15:54,287 Max, so you don't think it's broken, do you? 332 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,123 I know you've always wanted a hook, 333 00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:58,591 but I don't wanna be the cause of it. 334 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,693 Is there any way you can use your left? 335 00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:04,397 Out of the question. This one's just for show. 336 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:07,400 In an emergency, someone else can bowl for Max, 337 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,568 but since we're mid-game, 338 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:11,438 it must be someone of the same gender. 339 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,706 I was gonna see how this worked out before I dropped it on you. 340 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,342 I'm also league commissioner. 341 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,047 I'm sure one of you knows how to bowl. 342 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,083 Not to stereotype, but look at you. 343 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,654 Bowling wives! Bowling wives! 344 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:31,058 It's time to help our bowling guys. 345 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:33,393 Think we should help her, hon? 346 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,695 That's right, we're having an affair. 347 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,297 And no. 348 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,568 Yeah, they won't do it. 349 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,503 Is it too late to put Earl in a wig? 350 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,173 Oh, that takes hours. 351 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:49,576 And I don't have the glue on me. 352 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:51,578 We're gonna have to forfeit. 353 00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,580 I guess I Can't Believe It's Not Gutter 354 00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,182 is going to Detroit. 355 00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,816 And I can't believe it. 356 00:16:56,849 --> 00:17:00,487 No. I can do the bowling. 357 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:04,291 I have to because I think I'm years away from being on top. 358 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,559 I have vertigo. 359 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,428 You are amazing. 360 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,163 All you need is two pins. 361 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:11,564 And even if you don't get them, 362 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,166 I'll still love you. 363 00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,135 But please get two pins. 364 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,072 Caroline, Caroline, she's on her own. 365 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:22,742 If she doesn't get this, she'll die alone. 366 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:26,346 Max, you know how much I hate that cheer. 367 00:17:26,379 --> 00:17:30,783 May I please have a practice swoop on the court next door? 368 00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:33,520 Everyone else got practice swoops. 369 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,288 Does she think rolling the ball down the lane 370 00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:36,723 is called "swooping"? 371 00:17:36,756 --> 00:17:39,692 I don't know. She calls sheets "bedding." 372 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:53,873 Uh, gutter ball. Someone's dying alone. 373 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,575 Oh, that was my bad. 374 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:59,279 I should have told you. Aim away from the gutters. 375 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,748 The gutters are the things on the sides. 376 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,318 Just--just focus on the center, 377 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:08,488 whip it back, and... 378 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,757 Or do that. 379 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,342 Oh, my God! 380 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,743 The ten bases fell down! 381 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:05,645 I swooped them all! 382 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,647 That was incredible. 383 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:09,649 I hate to say it, but I had this crazy thought 384 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,651 that you were trying to sabotage the team 385 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,785 because you hate bowling. 386 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,388 I thought so, too! 387 00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:17,357 There's someone down there. 388 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,594 Max? 389 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,829 You cheated! 390 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,767 You can't pin this on me. 391 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,739 How did Barbara get in the claw machine? 392 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,242 Well, we've ruled out magic. 393 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,445 Currently, our top theory is invisible gnomes. 394 00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:41,514 Yeah, she may not be a genius, 395 00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:43,716 but she goes after what she wants. 396 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:47,320 Like Oleg at Swingers Yoga. 397 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:51,658 What you really had to see was Sophie going in after her. 398 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,793 She was face down, Spanx up. 399 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,862 Man, it was wild. 400 00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:57,964 All right, we better get going before they realize 401 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:01,234 we broke their claw machine and their sex booth 402 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:03,536 and two of the condom machines. 403 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,475 There's always next season. 404 00:20:08,508 --> 00:20:10,910 We'll get back at it. I can work on some cheers. 405 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,247 You are never coming here again. 406 00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:16,683 Thank you! 407 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,692 Get a lane! 408 00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,262 Take it easy, Larry. 409 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:31,431 Those are my handcuffs. 410 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,932 One day, I'll be able to 411 00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:36,603 come to a bowling alley without leaving like this.